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The guy who wrote this on the Havant and Waterlooville forum.

What a dump Cleethorpes is; litter everywhere, pavements all broken up and covered in dog poo, looks really run down.

:o Sadly he is right in that area.

Jeremy Corbyn

David Cameron for repeatedly telling the British people he is getting more and more concessions from Europe when in reality he asked for little and got nothing

Dominic Vose

Man City board - appointing a manager months in advance

Vose

David Cameron for telling us a load of bollox.

Normally think Corbyn.  But Cameron has definitely trumped him this week.
Cameron it is. How stupid does he think the general public are ??

Quoted from Civvy at last

Normally think Corbyn.  But Cameron has definitely trumped him this week.
Cameron it is. How stupid does he think the general public are ??

Who knows? But he's probably banking on the fact that they were daft enough to re-elect him in the first place. After that the sky's the limit!! :)

Quoted from barralad

Who knows? But he's probably banking on the fact that they were daft enough to re-elect him in the first place. After that the sky's the limit!! :)

Let's not hijack this thread Barra. But Corbyn is IMHO a far bigger twit than Cameron. However, I still call it as I see it. So for just this week. Pig shagger Dave has edged it. 😄

Jordan Ayew, for getting sent off and letting his team mates down,them having to struggle for 73 minutes against West Ham.

Cameron 🏆

Cameron now trying to scare us by saying camps in France will move to England if we vote out.

Quoted from grimsby pete

Cameron now trying to scare us by saying camps in France will move to England if we vote out.

Thing is Pete, some people will believe him.

Quoted from ackomariner

Thing is Pete, some people will believe him.

Would you believe any politician?

Wrawby Mariner for not telling us who won twit of the Week in the previous week  ;D Can you add that in please?  :P

Quoted from Mariner Ronnie

Would you believe any politician?

No, don't believe any of them and definitely not the Tories

1.  P  P  P  P Porky Cameron, if he was made of wood he would have someone's eye out.
2.  Corbyn
3.  Scunthorpe because I had to work there today.

Twit of the Week goes to Northern Lincolnshire & Goole NHS Trust for the last 5 weeks, the phrase pissupinabrewery springs to mind.

Cameron

Quoted from grimsby pete

Cameron now trying to scare us by saying camps in France will move to England if we vote out.

Interesting one this..

IF we no longer have French co-operation regarding U.K. customs posts in France along the Eurostar route which means there aren't any such posts I wonder how it will be possible to stop them arriving. Moves the  "problem" on for the French.
Cue lots of potential asylum seekers spending their last coin on a cheapo Eurostar?Ferry ticket.

Quoted from barralad

Interesting one this..

IF we no longer have French co-operation regarding U.K. customs posts in France along the Eurostar route which means there aren't any such posts I wonder how it will be possible to stop them arriving. Moves the  "problem" on for the French.
Cue lots of potential asylum seekers spending their last coin on a cheapo Eurostar?Ferry ticket.

Not if border control is enforced, and threaten to reroute UK trade through other countries. The problems at Calais is because the French have allowed it, anyone without a valid EU passport should be put in secure accommodation for process for either refugee status or deportation.

Quoted from Marinerz93

Not if border control is enforced, and threaten to reroute UK trade through other countries. The problems at Calais is because the French have allowed it, anyone without a valid EU passport should be put in secure accommodation for process for either refugee status or deportation.

Which I think was exactly my point. To all intents and purposes the tunnel provides a land link to the rest of Europe. I'm not saying it would happen but we could be inundated and would then have to find somewhere to put them whilst their claims were being looked at.

Guisleys pitch is a twit

Has anything donny FartFace said or done dropped him to "twit of the week" status? Or is he still way, way above that threshold?!

Nobody, cos we never find out who wins.  ;)

All the fishy pillocks who keep bleating on about the F.A..Trophy ruining our promotion chances

Quoted from barralad

Who knows? But he's probably banking on the fact that they were daft enough to re-elect him in the first place. After that the sky's the limit!! :)

Riposte of the week!

Quoted from Marinerz93

Not if border control is enforced, and threaten to reroute UK trade through other countries. The problems at Calais is because the French have allowed it, anyone without a valid EU passport should be put in secure accommodation for process for either refugee status or deportation.

Without the French letting us have our immigration officials their side of the Channel the problem would be a lot worse. Before this agreement we had 80,000 asylum applications a year. Since the agreement with the French it's dropped to 30,000. Once the immigrants are our side it becomes our problem.

On a football related topic it's a toss up between the national league Twitter feed dude and that daft Cheltenham mp. MP asks NL about FAT and they abuse him for asking about the wrong competition. urine poor PR all round.

Cameron for taking the British public for idiots although there is enough out there to be fair that will be conned into voting for the end of the U.K. As we know it, he's also looking hot favourite for next weeks TOTW after yesterday's comment.

NICE for telling us in a 38 page document that we should use 6 teaspoons of sun cream at least 3 times a day to prevent skin cancer, then telling us that between March and October that we should be out in the sun between 11am and 3pm so that we get our vitamin D.

Richard Cranium

Humber Bridge for charging my TAG £13 instead of 1.30 - beware of the robbing Yorkies

Hurst