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February 8, 2016, 5:32am
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The guy who wrote this on the Havant and Waterlooville forum.

What a dump Cleethorpes is; litter everywhere, pavements all broken up and covered in dog poo, looks really run down.

Sadly he is right in that area.


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David Cameron for repeatedly telling the British people he is getting more and more concessions from Europe when in reality he asked for little and got nothing
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Man City board - appointing a manager months in advance


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David Cameron for telling us a load of bollox.
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February 8, 2016, 11:03am

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Normally think Corbyn.  But Cameron has definitely trumped him this week.
Cameron it is. How stupid does he think the general public are ??


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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February 8, 2016, 11:22am
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Normally think Corbyn.  But Cameron has definitely trumped him this week.
Cameron it is. How stupid does he think the general public are ??


Who knows? But he's probably banking on the fact that they were daft enough to re-elect him in the first place. After that the sky's the limit!!


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February 8, 2016, 12:52pm

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Who knows? But he's probably banking on the fact that they were daft enough to re-elect him in the first place. After that the sky's the limit!!


Let's not hijack this thread Barra. But Corbyn is IMHO a far bigger twit than Cameron. However, I still call it as I see it. So for just this week. Pig shagger Dave has edged it. 😄


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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Jordan Ayew, for getting sent off and letting his team mates down,them having to struggle for 73 minutes against West Ham.
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February 8, 2016, 2:40pm

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Cameron 🏆


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Cameron now trying to scare us by saying camps in France will move to England if we vote out.


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Cameron now trying to scare us by saying camps in France will move to England if we vote out.


Thing is Pete, some people will believe him.


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Thing is Pete, some people will believe him.


Would you believe any politician?


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Wrawby Mariner for not telling us who won twit of the Week in the previous week   Can you add that in please?  


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Quoted from Mariner Ronnie


Would you believe any politician?


No, don't believe any of them and definitely not the Tories


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February 8, 2016, 4:18pm

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1.  P  P  P  P Porky Cameron, if he was made of wood he would have someone's eye out.
2.  Corbyn
3.  Scunthorpe because I had to work there today.


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February 8, 2016, 4:23pm
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Twit of the Week goes to Northern Lincolnshire & Goole NHS Trust for the last 5 weeks, the phrase pissupinabrewery springs to mind.
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February 8, 2016, 5:13pm
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Quoted from grimsby pete
Cameron now trying to scare us by saying camps in France will move to England if we vote out.


Interesting one this..

IF we no longer have French co-operation regarding U.K. customs posts in France along the Eurostar route which means there aren't any such posts I wonder how it will be possible to stop them arriving. Moves the  "problem" on for the French.
Cue lots of potential asylum seekers spending their last coin on a cheapo Eurostar?Ferry ticket.


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February 8, 2016, 7:38pm

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Interesting one this..

IF we no longer have French co-operation regarding U.K. customs posts in France along the Eurostar route which means there aren't any such posts I wonder how it will be possible to stop them arriving. Moves the  "problem" on for the French.
Cue lots of potential asylum seekers spending their last coin on a cheapo Eurostar?Ferry ticket.


Not if border control is enforced, and threaten to reroute UK trade through other countries. The problems at Calais is because the French have allowed it, anyone without a valid EU passport should be put in secure accommodation for process for either refugee status or deportation.


Supporting the Mighty Mariners for over 30 years, home town club is were the heart and soul is and it's great to be a part of it.

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Not if border control is enforced, and threaten to reroute UK trade through other countries. The problems at Calais is because the French have allowed it, anyone without a valid EU passport should be put in secure accommodation for process for either refugee status or deportation.


Which I think was exactly my point. To all intents and purposes the tunnel provides a land link to the rest of Europe. I'm not saying it would happen but we could be inundated and would then have to find somewhere to put them whilst their claims were being looked at.


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February 8, 2016, 8:35pm

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Guisleys pitch is a twit


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Has anything donny FartFace said or done dropped him to "twit of the week" status? Or is he still way, way above that threshold?!


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February 8, 2016, 9:09pm

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Who knows? But he's probably banking on the fact that they were daft enough to re-elect him in the first place. After that the sky's the limit!!


Riposte of the week!


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I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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Not if border control is enforced, and threaten to reroute UK trade through other countries. The problems at Calais is because the French have allowed it, anyone without a valid EU passport should be put in secure accommodation for process for either refugee status or deportation.


Without the French letting us have our immigration officials their side of the Channel the problem would be a lot worse. Before this agreement we had 80,000 asylum applications a year. Since the agreement with the French it's dropped to 30,000. Once the immigrants are our side it becomes our problem.


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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On a football related topic it's a toss up between the national league Twitter feed dude and that daft Cheltenham mp. MP asks NL about FAT and they abuse him for asking about the wrong competition. urine poor PR all round.
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Cameron for taking the British public for idiots although there is enough out there to be fair that will be conned into voting for the end of the U.K. As we know it, he's also looking hot favourite for next weeks TOTW after yesterday's comment.


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