Cod Widow's Diary Week 21

By: Chez Osborne
Date: 26/02/2001

Mon 19th Feb. So how was your Monday? Mine went like this..................... "We are Town we are Town we are Town........we are Town we are Town we are Towwwwwwnnnnn..........we are Town we are Town we are Town, WE are Town..........."

"Sing when we're fishing, we only sing when we're fishing, sing when we're fishing, we only sing when we're fishing.............Ei ei ei O, up the table here we go...... I could go on but I won't. He really is getting sadder, the sad twat. Just because they won a game. They have won before you know. It was only last errr........well the other errrrrrrrr...........(they have won before haven't they?)

Tues 2Oth Feb.

(Praying) Dear God, please help me. I am struggling to contain my contempt for sadman. After singing stupid songs for most of yesterday he now informs me there is a game tonight. Please please please don't let them win again, it's not that I want them to lose, it's just I couldn't stand another day listening to the 'karaoke twat'.

Fri 23rd Feb.

Nothing for Wednesday and Thursday, had to have time off for family reasons. Anyway.......... A right sad twat I have here, if they win he goes mad, if they don't he sulks and if they draw? dunno but he was well chuffed with the result the other day (Bolton I think). Get the picture? Good, like the one I have in front of me now, sorry I was just mumbling to myself a bit then.I'm drawing see, like 'Town'. Win lose or draw. Geddit? Win lose or draw, off the telly .They used to.....ah forget it, it wasn't that funny anyway.

Sat 24th Feb.

Matchday (again) standing orders apply. Don't think so Nicko me lad, we have a house full, hehhehehe. He hasn't got up yet so he doesnt know. He will be well pleased when he gets up (not). Anyway, I'm off before saddo gets up.

Cya, Chez.

This weeks 'I dont believe I said that' moment.

A pal of ours was here, she was telling us about this site for cheap holidays, anyway we were looking at Florida, but there were two different ones. One was just Florida and the other was fly-drive. The Florida one offered a car as well and Nicko asked if you HAD to take the car? And I said........."what, take our car to Florda?". DOH!

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