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Les Brechin
July 14, 2015, 9:01am

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Will Harry now be deemed an offensive weapon and have to have a health and safety warning printed on him?  

Will The Trust be prosecuted for supplying offensive weapons to the public?


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July 14, 2015, 9:09am
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I thought that it was routine (and frequent) away for Town against the league champions.  Where is the tension and agrression in that?  

I hope that he can sell his story and any background details for a few £K.  Wasn't his daughter there with him?  This implies a mature family dad, not some young hoolie, who is a loyal fan.  

How about a family photo in Town colours for the national press?  
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Mrs Doyle
July 14, 2015, 9:10am
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All stick together Les they can't arrest 1000 of us for having offensive weapons inflatable fish my harry will be going all round the grounds this season. Gonna be a interesting season me thinks.
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July 14, 2015, 10:07am

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Will go "tooled up" to Barnet next year with my most dangerous inflatable.


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Quoted from GrimRob
Will go "tooled up" to Barnet next year with my most dangerous inflatable.


Inflatable hammer?
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July 14, 2015, 10:23am

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Quoted from GrimRob
Will go "tooled up" to Barnet next year with my most dangerous inflatable.


Yer missus?
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I think that a large "inflatable shark" gives the wrong image and connotation to a Court. A shark does have a very aggressive and killer reputation. The magistrate may have been chased by one whilst on holiday.

We need something more placcid.  My daughters have grown up but I do remember "Pretty Kitty" toys.  

Imagine in court:  "The accused allegedly assaulted the steward with a very delicate, ladylike small "Pretty Kitty inflatable cat".

Case dismissed!  

Maybe a haddock is fine.  It does not generally swim around biting people's legs off.  
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Where's Swanny from the Ponny when we need him?
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Thank feck Barnets not here this season FGR it is then what is it with us and inflatables lol
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Quoted from GrimRob
Will go "tooled up" to Barnet next year with my most dangerous inflatable.


Hammer head shark?
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